PricingHonesty is expensive to compute.
This is as cheap as it gets. The Sniff Test costs nothing and shows you what we would check. The full report actually checks it: your code, your claims, and the live market, with receipts. One payment, no subscription, no card on file.
Sniff Test
Free
The nose. No account, no card.
- Every claim you make, extracted and catalogued
- The full interrogation plan: what we would check and where
- One teaser: the claim that smells worst and why
- Private unguessable link, secrets redacted before any model call
No scores, no verdict. The nose points; it does not judge.
Run the free Sniff TestFull Bullshit Report
$29launch price
The autopsy. The whole machine, receipts included.
- Up to 25 real files read from your repo, plus your docs and site
- Live market check with counter-searches built to prove you wrong
- Bullshit Index and Build Signal, scored by rubric, never averaged
- One of seven verdicts, from KEEP BUILDING to KILL IT
- Receipts table, three Monday actions, kill criteria
- An adversarial critic that deletes unfair findings before you see them
- One Re-Meter credit included (use it within 60 days)
Get the full reportRe-Meter
$19
Fix things. Run it again. Watch the needle move.
- Re-runs the full audit on the same project, fresh evidence and all
- Before and after: score deltas, claim status changes, what got fixed
- Your first one comes free with every report
Arriving shortly. The diff view is on the bench being calibrated; your included credit will be waiting.
The refund policy
A warning before you pay: the meter does not do participation trophies. If the report says your idea is bullshit, that is the product working, not a defect, and we do not refund a verdict for hurting.
If the audit itself failed you, meaning it crashed, misread your sources, or audited something you did not submit, write us at meter@bullshitmeter.dev within 7 days and we will re-run it or refund it, your pick. And if you think the verdict is wrong, do not ask for your money back. Fix the thing, hit Re-Meter, and make us eat our words. That is what it is for.
The small print, in large type
- Reports live at unguessable links. Nothing is published unless you share it.
- Secrets are redacted before anything reaches a model. Rotate anything real anyway.
- The sniff needs no account. Checkout asks for an email; that email becomes your sign-in.
- Every purchase includes one Re-Meter credit. It expires 60 days after purchase.
- A KILL_IT verdict unlocks your Re-Meter credit for a brand new project. Condolences and congratulations.